Toking and Driving at the same time

My friend was driving stoned out of his brains and he was sketching about going threw a blind corner after a he missed the first perfectly good gap and boy racer speed passed at around double the speed limit (200km's) and if he wasn't stoned at the time we all would of died.

Ask your parents or caregiver to pick you up or a mate or get a taxi

We were going in the drive through and my mate decided it would be an all good time to pack a fat cone. Probably about his 5th in the past hour. We roll up to pay for the feed as he rips a fat cone, turns to the lady and blows it in her face. She was loving it! We had ordered and payed for 8 wicked wings, a large potato and gravy and large fries. Next thing you know she pops out with 2 full bags of food!

Eaten his dart cause he thought it was a samwich

driven straight into an oncoming truck and died...

we were heading to a party in piha, blazing Hendrix full blast, driving down this gravel, skinny as hell road which only 1 car could go down. Anyway, my mate was going pretty fast round these sharp as corners,1 of the other guys was passing the joint 2 the driver when he turned around 2 look at the road he went right off the cliff and hits this tiny tree, I mean really tiny, but it stopped us.the car was practically vertical off this mountain, lucky to b here today.

my mates were coming to pick me up and the driver had a bong while he was driving and felt light headed and basically passed out and steered towards a car in the other lane but the dude in the passenger seat grabbed the wheel and saved them. Safe to say they stopped driving high now though

We were hotboxing my mates car in his garage and we were all stoned as and decided to get some munchies so my mate started the car and then instead of reversing out of the garage accelerated into the wall in front of us and broke his bumper and headlights so we walked.

One night, three mates went for a feed,when suddenly they had the idea of smoking weed before driving home. On their way stoned as hell, they drove through 2 red lights and stopped long at 1 green and almost got caught by cops on inspection but drove off track and stayed in a forest area for a while eating pizza and blazing it. Then one mate started 'seeing' things, and they all ran on foot, in fear and apparently stayed the night at a stranger's house, leaving the car in the forest til morning.

Opening a jar of gerkins and trying to put them on a steak and cheese pie while trying to turn at traffic lights on a red light.

Once my friend was trying to get to the South Western motorway. He ended up on someone's front lawn instead.

Drive.

My brother had to pick me up from school one time and I could tell he was stoned. I made him stop the car because he was to stones to even indicate or break properly he went through a red light because he couldnt even tell what colour it was and I think he forgot about lights too we nearly ho tboned by a car going through the intersection it was a close call I've never been so scared in my life!!!

i heard that some one was driving and as he was driving he had one of his legs out the window and the seat back driving with his knee! Was very funny we were all cracking up then one of my mate put the window up and his foot got stuckso we were driving down the road with his foot stuck in the (were on the farm) was a true laugh... but please hook it up with a pizza thatd be solid.

Skids in a paddock

This one time I injected 8 weeds right into my eyeballs. All the while still driving then I drove randomly into an orphanage killing 11 orphans and 4 nuns. But we just drove off

I know someone that played a game called chinese fire drill and ever time the came to an intersection with lights everyone had to get out of the car and switch seets including the driver before the lights went green. But the funniest part is they were all naked

Stopped in the middle of state Highway one to let a poss run past. Turns out it was just a paper bag, we were there for a good minute arguing.

My mate went to get McDonalds but went through the drive thru from the wrong side so they wouldn't serve him. As if that wasn't bad enough he turned back into the one way street in the WRONG direction. He only realized this when he saw headlights coming towards him which ended up belonging to a police car who gave him a hefty fine for dangerous driving and made him walk home. DON'T DRIVE HIGH!

i was the only one sober but i had a few drinks so i didnt drive. my high friend got in the car and started driving. we approach a set of lights and about a 100 M back he says "Guys guys watch me as i slow the car down to a complete stop and give no sudden jolts" about 50m to go till the lights, changed to green, and he was STILL slowing down. we told him the lights are green and hes liek NAH i can slow it down watch me. he drove when i slapped him and pointed his face to the lights.

by the look of this campaign its get home safe.

Got to work on time. was F*kn crazy !

One night these people had eaten some hash cookies at a party. There house was about 2km away, to them it felt like they got home in two seconds, but really it took them like 2 hours. They were so high they thought they were travelling at the speed of light or something.

My mate pat ripped 5 bongs consequtivley while going 150k down the high way in his caldina then he shelved a pinger and ripped the hand brake and went fuckin sideways, he span out but it was all good and he just had another bong to calm himself down because he had a fuckin mean hit of adrenaline, was kinda scary i didnt sleep for weeks, but that might be cos i had a pinger too, who knows ay, hope i win the pizza coz i've fuckin permanently got the munchies!!!

My friend once injected 3 marijuanas while driving and then becames gay

My friend was so high he fell asleep at the wheel while turning right. He veered off the road and nearly crashed into a diary. Luckily the parking bay was large enough that by the time he woke up the vehicle had stalled and stopped so no-one was injured.

me and my friend wer at a punk family house. this house was like home to us being abile to drink and smoke as much as we want though later in the night arguments started so we decided to stay out of the way. my friend felt awkward and wanted to ride his moter bike home cause he was paranoid so we walked to dominos calming him down and then got a free pizza that didnt get picked up the free pizza tasted like shit so we shared it with our friends then had more weed and drinks before sleeping